🚨 Alpha Dad vs. Beta Dad: The Great Ballpark Showdown ⚾
Beta Dad: Buckles under pressure from a Phillies Karen yelling about her "view." Folds faster than a lawn chair.
Alpha Dad: Catches a foul ball one-handed, kid on hip, beer unspilled. Crowd roars. Karen’s speechless.
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